Monthly Archives: February 2009

None dare call it holyball: A sly ode to volleyball


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And the Lord God spake unto Adam saying,

Hearken unto the word of the Lord oh son of man

For it shall come to pass in the last days

When your  children and their children’s children have settled

In a land far from known shores

That they will invent a game after mine own name;

And pursue it with a leathern orb

Made of calf-skin and woven thread.

But they will not call it holy

Lest I  smite them  with  disease and pestilence

Because I, the Lord God, alone am Holy.

oooO000

But a time will come when their children’s children,

And their children after them

Will hail the leathern orb as  god;

While  dancing and prancing in the sun like  heathens

Whom I wholly despise.

Yea, in due time they will carry on like  lunatics

Cavorting  naked in sand and sun

While smoking frankincense and myrrh

Like  unto  Baal and  graven images of Baal.

Did I say Baal? Yes, I guess did

000O000

Yes, your children’s children and their children after them

Will do all these things,

But they will not hail the leathern orb as holy

Lest I  smite them  with  disease and pestilence

Because I, the Lord God alone am Holy.

000O000

And Adam hearkened unto the word of the  Lord

And prayed intently that the day would not come,

When his children’s children,

And their children after them,

Would hail the leathern orb as holy

The same made of calf-skin and woven thread,

Lest the Lord God smite them with disease and pestilence

Because He alone  is Holy.

(Selah)

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None dare call it holy: The leathern orb made of calfskin and woven thread.

None Dare Call It Holyball: Play thing or quasi-religious artifact for sun-addled lunatics? The leathern orb made of calfskin and woven thread.

Breath-taking Form: A femme stud showcases the quintessence of attack at the Beach Volleyball Classic Weymouth Dorset in England. (Photo from www.livethenews.com)

Airborne Love at the Beach: Now that looks positively godly – A pro volleyball spiker  showcases the quintessence of  (attack) form at the Beach Volleyball Classic at Weymouth Dorset in England. (Photo from http://www.livethenews.com)

A little bit of heaven under the sun at the Beach Volleyball Classic Weymouth Dorset in England (www.livethenews.com)

Waiting for Godot in the sand: Serve receive form at the Beach Volleyball Classic at Weymouth Dorset in England (www.livethenews.com)

Another Day At The Beach: Signals that smoke men's minds. A pro volleyball player signals blocking intent to her partner.(Pic from www.livethenews.com)

Digital cues and signs that smoke men’s minds: A pro volleyball player signals blocking intent to her serving partner. (Pic from http://www.livethenews.com)

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