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Abbreviated reflections on Tiger Woods

Monday, November 30, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Those who were expecting Tiger Woods to open up and give a humanizing “mea culpa” in the wake of the fire hydrant brouhaha, have no real sense of the man because Tiger, like old Homie De Clown “don’t play that”. Never has and never will. The latter brings up the real seedy aspect of this whole saga; namely the unflattering expose of a headstrong celebrity who is unwilling to pay the publicity piper and and a public that apparently doesn’t have better things to do with its time. The latter shows the real seedy aspect of celebrity culture; the distractedness that the real movers and shakers count on when they are trying to slip one past the people like in the case of the mega bank bail-outs and the current health care debate.

Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordergren

Tiger Woods and wife Elin Nordergren in happier times. Behind the smile is a testiness and aloofness that borders on contempt at times. (Watch Tigers reactions to public galleries during play) Until Tiger comes clean, so to speak, the paparazzi are gonna test both.

The real  story behind the Woods saga, if you can concede that much,  is how Tiger Woods who is known for being obsessively private and testy with the press (and sometimes the public galleries), is gonna deal with the press after being found with his pants down. The initial report cards are rather dismal. Tiger, like Michael Jackson, has a sense of simplistic and one sided entitlement. His sense of outrage at the scrutiny he has been subjected to, now lacks the sense of gravitas that once kept the press jackals at bay.  Tiger’s inability or unwilingness to maintain a sense of perspective over the press he is getting stands to damage him more than the supposed  infidelities.

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Appendices:

OTL Talkback: PR Nightmare for Tiger  (An ESPN forum discussion)

The Arrested Development of Tiger Woods by Patty Kleban

Tom Rinaldi on Tiger Woods (Earlier news reports)

Tiger needs to cut out the spit and polish act if he is to present the right image by John Hopkins

Overheard: L’affaire de Tiger Woods

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Overheard: L’affaire de Tiger Woods

Sunday, November 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Oh what a Thanksgiving week it’s been. First the Salahis crash into an invitation-only Thanksgiving shindig at the White House and a more-than-embarrased Secret Service admits that “mistakes were made,” then the most famous golfer in the world, Mr. Eldrick “Tiger” Woods, crashes into a poor fire hydrant and a tree in Windermere, FL.

Now concerning the latter, the news is not that The Tiger crashed or that he may have been (gasp)  schtupping a brunette from “Noo York”. No, the real news is that a celebrity known for his obsessive reclusiveness and testiness with the press  was figuratively caught with his pants down. THAT is the story, right up there with the reader quips that give the news stories  a run for their money:

Nordegren on the grass: Way with an 7 iron?

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“Elin Nordegren swings a mean club. Don’t be surprised if she’s on the ladies LPGA Tour this year.” Borough Watch, Reader Comment – New York Dailynews  Nov 29, 2009, 11:16:27

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“Tiger hasn’t had a drive this short since he was five. Thank you. Thank you very much.”  Reader Comment Fan IQ News 11/28/09

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“Anyone with half a brain can figure out what went down here and it is not Tiger’s version of events. Does anyone seriously think the National Enquirer would go forward with a story like this without being very sure they had the goods? The answer is of course not.

“Does anyone think Rachel Uchitel would be in Australia on business and it just happens to be the same week Tiger is there? Of course not!

“The full truth will come out eventually and Tiger will eventually have to face the music. My guess is his handlers have been trying for days to get him to come clean and he has stonewalled it. His pride won’t allow him to. His pride is going to bring him down.” David Paisley, Reader Comment, Bleacher Report 11/29/09.

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If a golfer crashes his SUV in the forest with no one around, who gives a crap? Don’t we have real news to report here?

Cavalier1138,  Soundoff reader comments, CNN 11/30/09

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Had it been Mrs. Woods driving and hitting the hydrant and tree while Tiger was swinging a club, wouldn’t you expect at least an investigation by the police for possible domestic violence? Why should it be different since he was driving and she was swinging the club…? Freeportguy, Soundoff reader comments, CNN 11/30/09
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If the press is the forth branch of government it’s no wonder why we are a nation in peril. Gossip and celebrity worship preoccupies the press while Rome burns… it’s pathetic really that this kind of story is allowed to dominate the media spotlight for days.  Theoverlord, Soundoff reader comments, CNN 11/30/09
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I think Elin should leave him. So should Steve Williams.

Tiger should reinvent himself as some sort of Shaft meets Happy Gilmore. He should get one his bitches to caddy for him wearing a bikini woven from azaleas plucked straight from Amen Corner at Augusta National.

Then he might get some fans. ( bettyforddropout The Sport Blog – Reader Comments – 6 Dec 2009, 4:08AM)

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Some good has come of this. Judging by what Woods has been indulging in on the sly, whilst promoting an image of wholesomeness, the question of his political affiliation is resolved once and for. Republican.

Hardly a surprise. Golf is a sport of nasty, reactionary, right wing men. ( goto100 The Sport Blog – Reader Comments – 6 Dec 2009, 7:15PM)

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Just goes to show, no matter how hot a woman is (and Tiger’s missus is fit)…… somebody somewhere is sick of her sh*t……     ( millerb The Sport Blog – Reader Comments – 6 Dec 2009, 9:15PM)

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Abbreviated Reflections on Eldrick “Tiger” Woods

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The internet and the erosion of subscription TV, cable and associated media

Friday, November 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The best television is free. So is video when one considers the cost-benefit ratio of what the masses usually get. Crap is the coin of the realm and what passes for content is an unrelenting stream commercialism interrupted by bits of pertinent information and entertainment.

But all that is in the process of changing under the unrelenting onslaught of  the internet and associated technologies. Say hello to the more democratized milieu of the world wide web.

We at Cyberaxis are not deluded however. The ancien (media) regime is not dead. Corporations and their governmental cohorts still rule the world, but cracks in the edifice still do appear from time to time: cracks in which hardy foliage grows.

The internet has changed a lot of the rules of the game and the vested stakeholders, both corporate and governmental, are scrambling to jostle for new pole positions. (Read up on internet neutrality, privacy and custodianship of information in the brave new world.) And nowhere is this dissolution, this lysis, more evident than in the area of the old media versus the new.

The subscription model of content as purveyed by the cable and satellite industry is being whacked by the internet just like the film, recording and newspaper industry were undermined by the same. The aspect of retributive justice is not lost on many. Free is the new good in the millenium of bits, bytes, hotspots and the brave new world of the world wide web.

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On the beaches of the world wide web, free is good. Hallelujah and thank you Jesus! (Photo by Avava)

As far as electronic content is concerned, start your search here for the yellow brick road that leads to the Emerald City. What we hope for is none other than a living manifesto of liberation ……  Liberation of the new netizen from the chains of the ancien regime.

This list of free TV, video, film and radio  is a work in progress. Links are gonna be added and deleted as time progresses. So if you find something you really like, save it to your bookmarks. Meanwhile, consider this your own free media console. The smoothness of the play will depend of several factors like your connection, settings and or the streaming aspect of the website you are accessing. So be patient.

DOCUMENTARIES: (We do not vouch for the veracity of the content in any of the documentaries presented here. Check them out for yourself and then read on things and  make your own decision as to what is true, factual versus what is untrue.)

Documentary-Film.Net: http://www.documentary-film.net/

DocumentaryWire.Com: http://www.documentarywire.com/

FreeDocumetaries.Net:  http://freedocumentaries.net/

FreeDocumentaries.Org: http://freedocumentaries.net/

Link TV Documentaries: http://www.linktv.org/documentaries

Top Documentary Films:  http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/

SnagFilms.Com (Features, documentaries):  http://www.snagfilms.com/

EDUCATIONAL:

Link TV – TV San Frontieres (Documentaries, news, cultural programming):  http://www.linktv.org/

BBC One TV (Informational):  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/bbc-one-online-tv

Fora TV – Forums (Economy, Technology, Science, Culture, History Politics):  http://fora.tv/

Yoga TV Online (Spiritual Practice):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/yoga-tv-online

Diet TV Online (Health):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/diet-tv-online

Rail TV Online (Specialty/Hobby):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/rail-tv-online

Information TV Online (Unknown):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/information-tv-online

Bloomington Educational TV (Academic) http://liveonlinetvradio.com/bec-tv-online

MUSIC:

Kiss TV (Music) http://liveonlinetvradio.com/kiss-tv

Chinese Classical Music:  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/chinese-classical-music

Classical Music America http://liveonlinetvradio.com/classical-music-america

Ro-Manele TV (Romanian Music):  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/manele-tv

Mboa TV (Afro-French Music):  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/mboa-french-music-tv

Clipland TV (Music):  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/clipland-tv

Paprika Music TV:   http://freeonlinetvradio.com/paprika-music-tv

Uno TV (Independent Music, Italy):  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/uno-tv

MISCELLANEOUS:

Asylum TV (Performance Artists):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/asylum-tv

SFGTV (Municipal TV):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/sfgtv-online

MOVIES:

Reel Good TV (Movies):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/reel-good-tv

Italian Movies:  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/italian-movies

Digi TV (Movies):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/digi-tv

The Movies Channel:    http://freeonlinetvradio.com/the-movies-channel

Dubbed TV Online (Comic):  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/dubbed-tv-online

NEWS:

CBC Vancouver (Canadian News):   http://freeonlinetvradio.com/cbc-vancouver

SPORTS:

Poker TV (Specialty/Games):  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/poker-tv

Tennis TV Online:  http://liveonlinetvradio.com/tennis-tv

Fight TV (MMASports): http://liveonlinetvradio.com/fight-tv

SPORTS:

Yahoo Sports:  http://sports.yahoo.com/video/player/mma/16953483;_ylt=AjTcOJvmBFZOfigpfjgP4lRZEo14#mma/16772413

WEBCAMS:

Florida Beach Webcam:  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/florida-beach-webcam

Jerusalem Western Wall Webcam:  http://freeonlinetvradio.com/jerusalem-western-wall-webcam

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J.Lo, Oh Ma Lord: The evidence of salacious intent

Thursday, November 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Proof-positive evidence that God, the celebrated God of creation, is a man with a three-day stubble: Jennifer Lopez, letting it all hang out like the future of the planet depended on it. Perhaps it does Babu, perhaps it does :)

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Brock Lesnar Collapses! Does this mean the end of his UFC career?

Monday, November 16, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The story coming out of North Dakota has something of a Christopher Reeve feel to it (figuratively speaking, that is): The sudden fall of a UFC superstar who could have been superman. The shockwaves are amplified by the  suddenness of the fall, which uncannily mirrors Lesnar’s  meteoric rise. And the news vacuum created by Lesnar’s refusal to disclose his illness, feeds the tabloid-inflected imagination.

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Lesnar: The fall of a megastar who could have been "Superman". But don't Supermen need Super odds to earn their colors? The Christopher Reeve analogy may not be done yet(Photo: AP/Eric Jamison)

Unless you have been living under a rock: It is not news that Brock Lesnar, former WWE star and current heavyweight champion of the UFC had been taken ill towards the end of October with flu-like symptoms, later diagnosed as mononucleosis.  As a result, he was forced to post-pone his heavyweight title defense against Shane Carwin on 11/18/09. The bout was rescheduled for UFC 108 on 01/02/09 before the latest bombshell. The news that is convulsing MMA  right now is that Brock Lesnar collapsed at his  hideaway in Canada with a condition far more worse that mononucleosis. The prognosis, health and career-wise,   is reportedly poor.

The UFC President, Dana White, who made the bare-bones  announcement during a post-UFC 105 fight conference in Manchester England on Saturday (11/14/09) did not mince his words beyond not disclosing what was ailing Lesnar at the latter’s  request:

“(Brock Lesnar) is not well and he is not getting any better. . . . He’s very, very sick and he’s going to be out for a while. He’s got a lot of problems.”

“He’s got mono and he’s got something else wrong with him. I know what’s wrong with him, he just doesn’t want me talking about it,” White said.

“He’s in a hospital up in North Dakota somewhere right now,” said White. “He went to Canada and some bad stuff happened to him, so we’ve got to figure it out.

“He doesn’t want to talk about it publicly, but he’s in bad shape. He’s not well and he’s not going to be getting well anytime soon.”

“I am worried about it. ….You know, I can’t really talk about it right now, but he’s in rough shape. He’s in really bad shape … and we’re going to have to do some stuff to take care of this guy. He is not well and he’s not getting any better.

“He doesn’t have cancer or AIDS or anything like this, (but) he’s got some problems, man.

We’re going to have to send him to the Mayo … or … Scripps (Clinics) , or one of those really good hospitals to figure out what’s wrong with this guy.”

On the issue of the heavyweight title, White made hints at coming changes if Lesnar does not recover soon, which is probably a public relations overture for what’s coming down the pike business-wise.

“If it’s a long wait, we’re going to have to do something,” he  said. “We’re going to have to ….  the last thing I ever want to do is strip a guy who won a title. That’s the last thing I want to do.  I don’t know if we’ll have to do an interim or what we’ll do to fix it.” (Dana White as quoted by The Canadian Press, TSN and Sherdog.com)

Reports after the original flu-like symptoms, had hinted at swine flu as the culprit. But when rumors started making the rounds about a delay of the UFC 108 heavyweight fight on 01/02/10, an announcement went out about Lesnar having mononucleosis which could further delay his return.

That was before the bombshell of Lesnar’s collapse in Canada and his undoubtedly dire health condition. But just how bad is he? Well, you know its bad when Dana White starts hinting at interim heavyweight titles.  What that means in short is that an interim heavyweight title will be set up, pending Lesnar’s recovery – IF there is a recovery, and nobody knows that for sure at this point.

This southerly turn of events is stunning in its human and career dimensions (for reasons already mentioned).  As of  UFC 100, Brock Lesnar was the biggest star in the UFC . The shock waves of his meteoric ascent had lapped the far reaches of the MMA universe. Reason? Lesnar’s sudden ascent, not to mention his size, freakish strength and unbridled theatrics. 

The blogsphere will probably be buzzing with speculation about Lesnar’s illness, but it will probably be irresponsible for anyone to print anything without credible information. But this will probably never stop the cycle of recycled spit being circulated in a  self-sustaining loop.  From that perspective and that alone, it might have been smart for Lesnar and his camp to grab the media bull by the horns and dispense the news on their own terms.  That way the news and the media circus that is bound to surround it, would not be parenthesized  by UFC business bulletins.

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The Bear and the Sable: Brock Lesnar and wife Rena Mero, (the former Sable) in "cuddlicious" mood on the town.

End of a career? The question that is being bandied about sounds most rhetorical at this point in time. The most probable scenario being that we will never see Lesnar in the octagon again … at least not in the form and guise of the  gladiatorial tear that he was quickly evolving into. We here at Cyberaxis have our own suspicions about Lesnar’s illness and what is probably behind his reticence, but that is neither here nor there since everyone has an opinion and we, on our part, are not gonna say anything until there is confirmation.  The judicious thing for Dana White to do would have been to stay out of the announcements business beyond disclosing that the Lesnar/Carwin fight had been indefinitely postponed for reasons that would be revealed soon.

And soon it is gonna be because neither Lesnar nor the UFC can  really keep a lead on this. So why dawdle? We believe that the announcement will be made by Lesnar and or a Lesnar family representative if things follow proper course.

Lesnar: Shades of Christopher Reeve?

We wish Brock  Lesnar well and hope he will get better soon. When the stakes are this high, life and one’s health matter more than anything else.

The promise to help Lesnar, on the part of the UFC, sounds like the right kinds of noises. Beyond philanthropy, it speaks to the magnitude of what Brock Lesnar is currently facing. What remains to be seen is what is behind that verbal promise.

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One-Punch Fedor Emelianenko Knocks out Brett Rogers: The Strikeforce return of the Last Emperor

Sunday, November 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

The end for Brett Rogers (10-1) came suddenly when Fedor “The Last” Emperor” Emelianenko (31-1) unleashed a right cross straight to his chin. Rogers went down in a crumbling heap with Fedor piling on. Referee Big John McCarthy jumped in to stop the fight. TKO!  The time? 1.48 of a second round of the Strikeforce-M1 Global fight at Sears Centre on the outskirts of Chicago, IL. But the realization that this could have gone either way was not lost on the MMA crowd. According the the announcer, Brett Rogers was the first man to see the second round against Fedor since 2006.

The Youtube video has been pulled by CBS. You can try the the slightly blurry one at www.blitzcorner.com here:

http://www.blitzcorner.com/MMA/Fedor-vs-Rogers-Video

News Flash: The Emperor lives and so does his legend!; but he really shouldn’t be engaging in these stunt fights at home, even when his last name is Emelianenko. Not at this point anyway. Reason? The combined weight/size difference (with the emphasis on combined) proved consequential throughout the first and parts of the second round.  Fedor, who got tagged and manhandled inspite of stalking Rogers, was bleeding visibly by the end of the first round from Rogers’ left jab versus Fedor’s looping right.  One can easily dismiss size when weight is kept constant but not when the weight/size combination tips critical mass. The evidence was all over the ground battles and cage clinches. Rogers leaned on Fedor rope-a-dope style in close clinches and Fedor could hardly contain Rogers.  It was a bit like the bouncer(Brett Rogers) trying to smother a pugnacious patron.  Fedor’s  attempts at slapping a triangle choke hold on Big Ol’ Brett was bemusedly quaint.

Throughout the fight, Fedor was the stalker and Rogers the stalkee.  Perhaps the weight of “The Last Emperor’s” legend proved too much for the relative upstart. “I doubted myself,” Roger’s said later in his post fight interview. “I should have threw my hands a lot more. That’s the only reason I failed today.” A rematch is a possibility, but Fedor is likely to go for a title fight against current heavyweight holder, Alistair Overeem.

True, Fedor has made a career of beating men much bigger than him, but it’s gonna prove his undoing as he gets closer to the flame of Brock Lesnar and Shane Carwin’s mettle. So our advice stands.

Compare:

Fedor Emelianenko’s 232 vs Brett Rogers’ 264  (32lb weight difference.)

Brock Lesnar, 265 vs Randy Couture, 220 (45lb weight difference, UFC 91.)

Lesnar 265 vs Mir 240, (25lb difference, UFC 100.)

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Fedor "The Last Emperor" Emelianenko: Anatomy of an Old World warrior in paunchy old school guises. The self-deprecating manner is off-set by an iron will and serious knock-out power.

The incongruity of being Fedor: The Last Emperor won, but he looked mortal. Dana White kind of lost a little skin off his nose tonight, but not by much. His  argument still stands: Fedor would not win against the best of the best in UFC’s 265lb division. But the Emperor lives. Why? Because that argument in and of itself does not discredit the contention that Fedor remains one of  the best pound for pound fighter on the planet. Period. (See that weight thingy again?)

Of  Icy Sangfroid and Old World Machismo:  What is most intriguing about Fedor’s ascendance is his low-key, balding and almost paunchy Old World machismo. Contrast that with the chiseled and pumped up displays of what passes for MMA machismo in the UFC, and you have a contrast most beguiling. Fedor chalks one up for the pudgy and balding barflies who could flatten your ass at the local watering hole should you have the temerity to disrespect the ol’ missus before last call.

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One For The Ages: The odd-defying athleticism of Fedor Emelianenko notches one more for the record books as he knocks out Brett Rogers at the Strikeforce-M1 Global fight outside Chicago, IL on 11/7/09.

Reflections on Fedor, UFC and the legacy of the Last Emperor:

Whatever happens from here onwards does not matter very much. The legacy of the number one ranked fighter in the world is safe behind a vault of collective memory. All it could use, perhaps, is a little burnishing by way of choosing one’s battles.  At 33 years and counting, Fedor is not a spring chicken anymore. Not by MMA standards. He probably has a couple of good years left in him before the younger whipper-snappers start nipping at his heels. He really needs to choose carefully who he fights from henceforth. The world that made him (read that MMA) needs him more than he needs it, because he has arrived.

UFC with its crass posturing and braggadocious loudmouths should be last on his list. Fedor should not allow himself to be thrown into some freak show of the order of Randy Couture vs Brock Lesnar with a 45+lbs weight differential. There really is nothing to prove there. (Given his superior skill set, Couture would have flattened Lesnar’s WWE ass had he come in at a fit 265lbs.)

One day, not too far from hence,  when the sports mavens  find the center of the MMA universe, UFC will be surprised to find they are not the only ones in there …. Not with the chintzy P.R., lack-luster  bouts and questionable business decisions. (Ref: Randy Couture/Quinton Jackson gripes.)  Fedor’s choices have been right from day one. And the noises coming from the UFC are nothing sour-pussy grapes. The UFC needs Fedor more than a street pimp needs a “ho”. “Nyet” in all adverse circumstances has always … and will always be the right response.

Long live “The Last Emperor”, and the sport that gave fame to his name.

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