And the Lord God spake unto Adam saying,
Hearken unto the word of the Lord oh son of man
For it shall come to pass in the last days
When your children’s children, and their children after them
Have settled in a land far removed from scepter’d isles
That they will hatch a game after mine own name;
A distraction plied with a leathern orb
Made of calf-skin and woven thread.
But none dare call it holy
Lest I smite them with disease and pestilence
Because I, the Lord God, alone am Holy.
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But a time will come when their children’s children,
And their children after them
Will hail the leathern orb as a livin’ god;
Made of calf skin, bladder of gall and woven thread
While prancing around butt nekkid like heathens whom I despise.
Yea, in due time they will carry on like loony toons
Cavorting around butt nekkid in sand and sun
While burnin’ ‘n smorkin’ strange myrrh and incense
Like heathens unto Baal, and graven images of Baal.
Yes THAT Baal!
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Yes, your children’s children and their children after them
Will do all these things,
Yet dare not hail the leathern orb as holy
Lest I smite them with disease and pestilence
Because I, the Lord God alone am Holy.
000O000
And Adam rent his rainments before the Lord
And prayed that the day would not come,
When his children’s children,
And their children after them,
Would hail the leathern orb as Holy Baal
Lest the Lord smite them with disease and pestilence
Because He alone is Holy.
(Selah)
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None Dare Call It Holyball … or is it Baal: Play thing or quasi-religious artifact for sun-sozzled lunatics? The leathern orb made of calfskin, bladder and woven thread.
Airborne Love at the Beach: Now that looks positively godly – A pro volleyball spiker showcases the quintessence of (attack) form at the Beach Volleyball Classic at Weymouth Dorset in England. (Photo from http://www.livethenews.com)
Waiting for Godot in the sand: Serve receive form at the Beach Volleyball Classic at Weymouth Dorset in England (www.livethenews.com)
Digital cues and signs that smoke men’s minds: A pro volleyball player signals blocking intent to her serving partner. (Pic from http://www.livethenews.com)
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